you make all the faerie boys very nervous

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Hi I’m Snake, I’m 18-20, they/them, hex/hexa, fae/faer, I write things sometimes and draw things sometimes. Please tag me if you reply to any asks of my, tumblr notifs hate me.

Piracy and free books tag #library links

Shit I Like: danger days, velvet goldmine, hi nai podcast, neverafter, misfits and magic, the unsleeping city, a court of fey and flowers, the locked tomb, our flag means death, welcome to nightvale, stardew valley, star trek next gen, ATLA, ghibli movies, what we do in the shadows, sandman comics

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DIY + Punk: @seamripped

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Wizardposting: @wizorbs

Original Writing/Comics: @faultlinefables

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pansyfemme

message to cis allies: buying your trans friend lunch will do much more good for the trans community than debating transphobes who will not change their minds publicaly on social media and making all your trans followers see how much people hate them over and over again

pansyfemme

if you base your trans allyship more on fighting with idiots than supporting and loving the trans community you may want to rethink things a little. bc i tend to get sick of when my cis friends want to talk more about how many people hate me than anything else about my transness.

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memestockpile

treasure planet (2002)
feel free to change as needed.

  • i thought you were asleep an hour ago.
  • i was just getting to the best part. 
  • nighty-night, sweetheart. i love you. 
  • it’s been a madhouse here all morning. 
  • what brings you here, curious little one? 
  • go away. are your parents around?
  • oh, they’re so adorable at that age. 
  • thanks for the lift. 
  • we see his type all the time. 
  • do you want to go to juvenile hall?
  • those cops just won’t get off my–
  • i just don’t want to see you throw away your entire future. 
  • i’m at the end of my rope. 
  • when i talk to him, he’s like a stranger to me. 
  • hit your head there pretty hard, didn’t you?
  • uh, come on, give me your arm. that’s it.
  • good lad. 
  • you’re not serious.
  • all my life i’ve been waiting for an opportunity like this.
  • you’re both grounded!
  • there are much worse remedies than a few character-building months in space. 
  • i’ll make you proud. 
  • this should be a wonderful opportunity for the two of us to get to know one another. 
  • i should never have listened to that pushy saleswoman. 
  • everything shipshape? 
  • nasty business, but i won’t bore you with my scars. 
  • i hate to interrupt this lovely banter.
  • this must be kept under lock and key when not in use. 
  • with the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer. 
  • let me make this as monosyllabic as possible. 
  • i’d love to chat, tea, cake, the whole shebang, but i have things to do. 
  • i’ll not tolerate a cross word about our captain!
  • had i known, i’d have tucked in my shirt. 
  • old family recipe. 
  • i’m nothing if i ain’t a kidder. 
  • off with you, lad. 
  • we best be keeping a sharp eye on this one. 
  • you’re as trim and as bonny as a sloop with new sails and fresh coat of paint. 
  • you can keep that kind of fimflammery for your floozies. 
  • watch it, twerp. 
  • what are you looking at, weirdo? 
  • little boys should learn to mind their own business.
  • you got something to hide, bright eyes?
  • why, you impudent little–!
  • slice him! dice him!
  • there’ll be no brawling on this ship. 
  • you just stick to the plan, you bug-brained twit. 
  • thank heavens for little miracles. 
  • didn’t your pap ever teach you to pick your fights a bit more carefully? 
  • since you’ve been put in my charge, like it or not, i’ll be pounding a few skills into that thick head of yours to keep you out of trouble. 
  • you won’t so much as eat, sleep, or scratch your bum without my say-so. 
  • they weren’t exactly singing my praises. 
  • oh, tishtosh. 
  • for two seconds, i thought that maybe i could do something right. 
  • you got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course. 
  • there, there, lad. it’s alright. 
  • you best be getting some shut-eye. 
  • next thing you know, they’ll be saying i’ve gone soft. 
  • that’s it, you little squid. 
  • methinks you have a soft spot for him. 
  • you think i’d risk it all for the sake of some nose-wiping little whelp? 
  • i just want to hug you and squeeze you and hold you close to me. 
  • i got to find a place to hide, and there’s pirates chasing me. 
  • i’m sorry. my memory isn’t what it used to be. 
  • look, if you’re gonna come along, you’re gonna have to stop talking. 
  • say, listen, before we go out on our big search, would you mind if we made a quick pit stop at my place?
  • i find old-fashioned romance so touching, don’t you? 
  • stop giving orders for a few milliseconds and lie down. 
  • i’d like a short word with you. no tricks, just a little palaver. 
  • boy, you are really something. 
  • you still don’t know how to pick your fights, do you, boy?
  • i’ll blast you to kingdom come!
  • dang it, [name]. i’m a(n) [occupation], not a doctor. 
  • i have a doctorate. it’s not the same thing. 
  • gee, that wasn’t so tough. 
  • thanks for showing us the way. 
  • you’re just like me. you hate to lose. 
  • let’s rip his gizzard right out right now!
  • unorthodox, but ludicrously effective. 
  • just wait until your mother hears about this!
  • i know you don’t like touching, but get ready for a hug, big guy!
  • i promised myself i wouldn’t cry. 
  • why, look at you, glowing like a solar fire. 
  • you’re something special, [name]. you’re gonna rattle the stars, you are. 
  • stay out of trouble, you old scalawag. 
good moiveee
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hatingongodot

Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what "twink" means

ruisa-faa

I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of "twink" came up and they more or less were like, "yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying 'f*g' raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink' when they want to say 'f*g' but it's obvious what they want to say when they say the word," and like, that's basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.

hatingongodot

Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say "lubed up jockstrap wrestling" at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid